SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER

This will totally suck, but summer is ending.  I wonder who will be my teacher, and what the heck 4th grade.

Shows that totally should've been cancelled a long time ago but aren't

Ok, truthfully, the video I originally uploaded I took down because, it is from Dan Scheinder's show Victorious- a show that has always managed to sneak in a little, innuendo.  But don't get me started on iCarly.  Ok, so, who cares if Carly is sweet or not?  Usually, she, well, does some pretty weird things. And who never heard of Sam?  Sam, the violent girl who can't let anything that happens to her go.  If she tripped over a shoe, she'd probably tear it into pieces.  Yeah, now just watch this video.  Please.  Do.

 

BARBIE IS SUDDENLY THE BEST CHICK EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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and its been proven!
Thanks to this girl, it's the best doll created.

Watch it!  Just watch!  You will be amazed by how good this show is. 

Hotel People Rule and so do a Apartment people

Today is not Norman.  Not Newman.  Not freeman.  It's not normal.  It's NORMAL.  

Ugh

Ugh

Kids News: MICKEY - 1928?

Kids News: MICKEY - 1928?: You're probably all wondering: Okay, so, I always thought Mickey was created in the early 2000's or something, but then some frien...

MICKEY - 1928?

You're probably all wondering: Okay, so, I always thought Mickey was created in the early 2000's or something, but then some friend of mine says before the 1930's.  Huh?  WTHAT?  Who the heck are they?
But your friend is right.  This is Mickey's first cartoon, Steamboat Willie, 1928.  It has the black and white genre.  That's right.  Make sure you tell your little sister/brother.  Now I'm going to watch some Felix the Cat instead of that terrible Disney stuff. 

Animal Jam Code

Don't believe Birthdaybash actually works!  Well, it does-e-it!  And I have some proof.

Mommy, Who's The President?

I know, I know.  This is a lot of news and blogging for one day.  But my friend's five-year-old sister asked her mother today, "Mommy, who's the president"?  and she gave me an idea for a blog.  So, here's everything you ever wanted to know about politics.
So When Is Obama gonna be -  GONE?  AND DOES HE EVER LEAVE?  I know.  Obama keeps getting re-elected.  But yes, he will disappear someday, sometime, in two years.  And why?  C'mon.  We've had Obama for nine years.  We can't keep him any longer.  Or else, we won't have presidents like Danboe - what, I think he should elect. 

SCAN PLAN FOR TEENAGE NEWS

Person 1: "Where the heck is kids news"?  Person 2: "IKR" (I know, right)?  Person 3: Be patient.  It'll come.  Person 4: "It needs to come or I'll cry"!  Me: "It's coming people, now SU (Shut up)". 


It's not a bunch of malarkey when I say that.  It is coming.  In fact, next time me and my friend Lindsay have a playdate, we're releasing the trailer for the show (that's right.  We've began the plans).  AND P.S., the rumors on the internet aren't true.  No, Kids News isn't getting cancelled as soon as Teenage News kicks in.  Kids News still has a few more years up it's sleeve.  So, I bet you're thinking, 'Well the old stars of Kids News can't do Kids News and Teenage News.  How will they keep both shows running'?  Great question.  Well, we have some kids who want to sign up to be there who can speak and are under age ten.  Yes siree.  I have a five-year-old coming, and, a few others who's name and grade I forgot.  But anyway, thanks for reading about the plan for Teenage News, which trailer is getting released sometime before Monday! 

How old am I?

Lets see how old I've looked through the years

Well, there ya have it! And also I still hate that Annoying Orange.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Who's...... YOUR FAVORITE BARNCALE UNDER THE SEA?  "SpongeBob idiotpants"!  Ooh, by the time you hit 4th grade, things get strange... and I mean really strange.  I have my friend here to prove it. 

How many weeks until school is over?

I've hired my assistant, Mom, to help me count.  Oh, and here's Mom.

That means hi.  "Mom, how many weeks until school is over"?  "Well, Nairobi, let's count.  It's March, 6th, 2014, and let's add 6+7".  "Oh, silly, that's thirteen".  "Now, there's more than a few couple of weeks left of school.  There are months left".  "Oh", I say, "then can I tell the Blogger people I'm super sorry"?  "Yes".  Sorry, guys.  A FEW MORE MONTHS!

My Fun Teacher, Ms. K!

Okay, so, I know just what you're thinking.  All teachers, from 1st grade-college are so boring and want you to work, work, work.  But Ms. Kielty isn't like that at all.  She's my 3rd grade teacher.  She reads us a 50 chapter book and has finished it.  She began reading it to us in late November.  Count that up.  AND WE GET TO EAT PIZZA INSTEAD OF LUNCH TOMORROW AND WATCH A MOVIE.  TEACHER ALERT!

We're Back... and Kids News Is On Again!

We're working on teenage news.  What?  We promised, and if Nairobi can get enough film of Joshua, then this will work.  Remember: Teenage News, which is like The Cosby Show, only so much shorter and not about anything but shaving your legs, face, and - you know, hanging out with friends, crazy parties, just like the show 6teen.  Yea.  Just like the show 6teen, only in real life this time.